It's Always Winter Somewhere

Summer is state of mind. Just like an infant's biologically influenced understanding of object permanence, we devoted skiers know that where the Northern Hemisphere's snow is disappearing, a hemisphere away the snow is beginning to fall.
Recently I got a message from a Kiwi buddy who commented on the early season snowfall in New Zealand. He said, "Hay cunt, what the fuck ya up to. Heaps a fuckin snow here. Never seen this much, this early. Later cunt."
While attempting to read through the astounding amounts of profanity, I realized that, holy moly, N-Zed (as those limy bastards say) might be the place to be this summer/winter.

Check out the Remarkables Snow-Cam. Heaps a pow!