You see, first you just check out the picture below. Think for a second. Then come up with a caption or sentence or word or whatever you want to say and write it in the comments box below. Yup, that's it! Post your word string below and voilá, you're entered.
(L to R: JT Holmes, Timy Dutton, Me)
Top ten submissions based on creativity, appropriateness and comedy will be up for a random final selection. (side note: if I poop my pants from laughing so hard at your submission then you automatically win. I call it the poopy-pants exemption.)
The prize. Well let's give out what I wore all last season. The Salomon Conspiracy One-Piece.
(And just in cause you're wondering, this contest is very much real. Someone will win a brand new Conspiracy One-Piece. So get to thinking and posting!)
(edit: contest will run exactly one week)
105 comments:
"D*mned financial crisis - even our sponsors is cutting down on the amount of skis"
Sandwich!
We'll show those wuss Demo Teamers real synchronized turns..
As they headed towards the cliff, Dutton and Townsend realized that only JT was packin a 'chute and tried desperately to latch on...
Poor Timy pooped his panties on top of the hill. It was very nice of you and JT to escort him to nearest facilities.
"Timy knew that agreeing to let Cody and JT try out the 'Poop Chute Pole' technique was a bad idea when they put on the latex gloves"
Question: Was the poopy pants exemption ever experienced while you were wearing that suit?
There seems to be some poles missing — No need to explain!
poor college students - doing anything for a free ride.
"Listen timy, we'll ski you to the bottom if you promise never to try puppetry of the penis on the lift chair again"
This is clearly NOT what Ménage à trois is supposed to be, fellas...
Damnit -- we forgot to wear lederhosen!
Cody and TJ welcome Dutton back from Alaska with a friendly reminder on how crowded resort skiing can be.
Timmy and his two close friends decide to take the urban dictionary definition of 'ski pole' onto the slopes.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ski+pole
Thats what she said.
"Check us out! We're going to rip the shit out of this!"
Timy: Maybe we should try this on the water-ramp first,hey? guys?...
Caption: "Jt, Timmy and Cody test out the new 'Black Out' goggle lens from Oakley."
See, what'd I tell you? Not so bad! Now let's try the moguls.
We're trying to take the "levitation project" more literally
Don't drink and ski ... unless you have friends at your side!
JT & Cody had warned Timy not to go up for second's of "The Chef's Special" at lunch....
"You're coming to ski Tram Chute with us whether you like it or not!!"
The only advantage of being a middle siamese triplet!
What's the hardest part about being a pro skier? Telling your parents you're gay.
Potty Training couldnt be easier without a helping hand!
Pulling the tube of Epoxy glue from his pocket, Cody and JT watched intensely Timy stated "this will fix the delam" needless to say he hadn't replace the cap.
"....told you we could ski around whith him on our thumbs".
With a little help from friends, Timy "Dumpin" Dutton proves that it is indeed possible to take a dump while skiing.
No friends in a powder day, LOTS of friends in à corn day!!!
Grandma... YOU SHAVED!
These are fucking awesome guys! Keep 'em coming. Next friday I will announce a winner, so check back in then if you've posted to see if you're name is pulled. You guys are hilarious!
(note: haven't pooped my pants yet though)
So there we were, 4 skis, 3 men, 2 poles and one great big bottle of jack...
Having lost movement in his entire body, Billy thought he would never ski again. Gorilla Glue changed all that.
3 skiers 2 skis?
Watch out 2 girls 1 cup
you know you're a pro when you have servants to make your pole plants for you
"Ski Athletes JT Holmes, Timy Dutton, and Cody Townsend train for the 2012 special olympics."
Dutton!
Townsend!
JT!
"Go Planet!"
"By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!"
As the resorts become more and more crowded, more skiers are turning to ski pooling in order to make use of the use the HOV pistes.
Cody's career was doing so well he was able to hire other people to ski for him.
"Sorry dude,gotta get off the mountain, that jacket belongs in a George Micheal video or stinkin of moth balls in Glen Plakes closet...We'll drop you off at the rope tow and you can practise your backscratchers. Word."
Poor Timmy only realized he should have let the super glue on his ripped coat dry after the liftie gave him and his buddies a push; starting them off on a long gs (gay sex) course to the bottom
T-Dutton's perma-smile hid a strange, tingly feeling from being the ham in JT and Cody's sandwich.
JT <- Good Patroller. Cody <- Bad Patroller. It doesn't look good for Dutton.
you have the right to remain silent. Anything said can and will be used against you on Newschoolers.com
These boots were made for skiing, and that's just what they'll do, one of these days Timy's boots are gonna shred all over you.
Being a friend means you will hold someones hair back while they puke. Lets consider this....the skiing version of that.
Socialized medicine's answer to adaptive skiing.
monoboarders - when aren't they sandwiched between two guys?
Fun in the bedroom tonight!
Skiers' Recipe for Disaster
Ingredients
- 4 Skis
- 3 Lunatics
- 2 Ski Poles
Friends don't let friends ski drunk...alone..
".....dude, J.T., i swear this will get you a ski segment this year".
Timy Dutton is an odd fellow, his idea of foreplay is pictured. Whatever gets him up...
Here's one of me with Timy and TJ, we're having a skisome.
Uummmm guys I hope they make a really big conspiracy one piece...... We're gonna need it!!!
cody townsend ski outfit 500 bucks
cody townsend ski out fit used wellll alittle bit more.. squaw lift tickets for jt, tim and cody zero bucks..... cody watching us beg for his shi*! PRICELESS
Skis, boots, and steezy outerwear: 900$
Gas for 3 hour drive to ski resort: 30$
3 lift tickets: 175$
The feeling the split second before you crash when you know your painful death is swiftly approaching: priceless
Some say the best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk!!!
Three skiers with absolutely no spatial awareness.
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Three to the bar.
Timmy, drop your pants and grab your toes were gonna show you where the wild goose goes.
Having exhausted the fresh snow, the skiers turned their attention to fresh meat.
Who the F%#* put superglue on the chairlift?!
Pizza Pizza French Fry Pizza Pizza french fry
Ride switch??? Try skiing Bitch!
Timy skipped the pizza and french fries and went straight for the Manwich.
Holmduttsend; three loose cannons become one....big.....loose cannon that doesn't make sense.
Not realizing that it was strictly a special olympics event, the boys decided that three legged monoskiing was right up their alley. Just wait untill you see their comp hucking videos.
Double Penetration: You're doing it wrong!
Damn! These nipple rings are too small!
The manage et trois gnar bar has just been raised.
Tiny Timy Dutton was about to learn the hard way that the 'corn' and 'hoar' and 'probing' his buddies were talking about had nothing to do with avy 1
"I've skiied the highest peaks on the 7 continents and finally come down w/ HAPE on a fucking green run? Shit...I'm never gonna live this one down"
*WARNING*
the consumption of alcohol may lead to your bad ideas...coming true...
JT Goes for the rarely seen "Skiing while Skiing" move to launch his adult film career.
Timy did you piss yourself on the friggen chairlift again?!
San Francisco downhill
A threesome never felt so good.
Dudes ... get off my line , i dropped in first .. i got dibs !!
whaddaya think this is , a french lift queue ?
Oh my god it's Cody Townsend, maybe he won't notice if I just squeeze in next to him...
"No, we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions! Because we are... The Three Amigos!"
While it was easy to change the lyrics from 'walking down your street' to 'skiing down your peak', the trio would soon find out it was far more challenging to bring the Monkees walk to the slopes.
haha.. didn't even see the monoskis:
What are friends for:
Option 1: "Night at the Roxbury scenario"
Two guys who clearly are attracted to eachother since they're tandem mono-skiing their fruity yet sore asses down the mountain side by side.
Option 2: "Three musketeers scenario"
Have a buddy with who skis this side of the 90's bail you out (pictured) with a pair of regular skis.
Like cracking a wishbone you have to wait till the other guy flinches
Behind all present happiness is concealed a fear for the future.
"The only way to persuade Timy to have his first rectal prostate exam was to bring him up here- but apparently, finger in cold sphincter didn't go so smoothly"
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Why is it that every time I see Timmy he is between two grown men, shit is weird.
ACL, MCL, LCL. Timmy's were swell, until JT fell, and then Cody's ligaments went to hell!
Its a bird...
Its a plane...
wait not its just those squallywood hippies again always trying to do more with less, a whole new meaning to "plant plant puff"
Is this something I should be concerned about? I know you and J.T. had a 'special, intimate past', but you told me it was over. And now this? Putting Timy between the two of you doesn't mean it's not obvious 'something is still there'.
timmy,j.t please let cody win..if cody wins then maybe I will win this contest..wait a minute cody always wins duh.my odds are good
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comment on a threesie, who look like they're taking a twosie, to win a onesie.
cody tried skiing as close to other people as possible in the hope that no one would see him in that hideous Conspiracy One-Piece Salomon made him wear.
Skiing. Huge with twins in Siam...
WOW, That is one huge one-piece!!!
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